You're From Wisconsin When .......

1. Every sweatshirt you own is either red and white, green and gold, or has the name of a bar on it.

2. FFA was the most popular club in high school. (That's Future Farmers of America to the rest of you.)

3. You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.

4. The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.

5. Cheese is an important staple in your diet.

6. There were at least 5 kids in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning ... phew!

7. You have to drive thirty minutes to the nearest movie theater.

8. You know how to pronounce "brat".

9. Your hometown has a fest with a dairy food in its name.

10. Sunday morning at church involves lots of Tang, coffee, jello molds and danish.

11. Country Kitchen was the place to meet after the party.

12. You know someone who can use "ya, hey der" in a sentence.

13. Your school lost half their student body during deer season.

14. You know how to polka.

15. At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hoky

poky and the chicken dance.

16. You ever went to a wedding reception in a bowling alley.

17. You know that it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar

hopping between the ceremony and the reception.

18. You own at least one cheese head.

19. Sunday afternoons are sacred for the Packer game!

20. You have ever been to State Street in Madison during a protest of something.

21. Cheap beer is the best feature of your hometown

22. You get irritated at idiots that pronounce it "Wes-con-sin"

23. You've ever actually said "PBR me ASAP" and know what it means.

24. You thought everyone drank from "bubblers."

25. You went to the local tavern or McDonald's on Friday night for Fish Fry.

26. You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game.

27. You have experienced snow storms in April.

28. You have had school closed because it's SO cold outside that you might die if you step out the door.

29. You know all the "why Wisconsin is better than Illinois" jokes.

30. You get choked up when you hear "On Wisconsin".

31. You believe that Badgers will always beat Gophers.

32. You have been to a "BoDeans" concert.

33. You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, Oktober Fest, Irish Fest or all of the above.

34. You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.

35. You have gone out of your way to eat ice cream at Gilles', Kopp's, Wilson's or Babcock Hall.

36. When you ask for a soda you don't say "pop".

37. You order a brandy & water, brandy old-fashioned, brandy anything.